The Bazattitudes

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Bazza grabbed a tinnie, sat down on the esky, & spoke these words:

Blessed are the homeowners, for that’s the Australian way
Blessed are those who own their own boat, for they know how to relax
Blessed are those whose kids aren’t on drugs, for they can stop worrying
Blessed are those who like the boss, for they can say what they want
Blessed are those with a hot wife, for they won’t need to trawl internet porn
Blessed are those whose husband loves to cook, for they will escape the kitchen
Blessed are those who aren’t full of themselves, for they won’t need to be taken down a peg or two
Blessed are the content, for that’s the Australian way

(With apologies to the man who knows blessing.)